LONDON VENTURE (or MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)

by Pat Campbell

Never having been the N.D.S. Show in London, I was very pleased to be asked to go to the show with the Monklands Dahlia Society entourage. On the morning before the show I went to give Robert Fulton some help in securing and loading his flowers. He was already being helped by his hard working wife Wilma. Robert’s system for travelling is the best that I have ever seen. It was done in sections, two tiered with each bucket firmly secured in its compartment. I believe there were only two damaged blooms when we reached London. Well done Robert.
Next stop Mount Vernon to the home of J. D. Semple. Here the flowers of Doug.; Tommy Melrose; Joe Gartshore; John Jack and Andrew Semple were all loaded. At this point maps were handed out, stopping points arranged and even a timetable was given. There were two cars plus the big van making the journey.
Everything went well, Glasgow to London with two stops until we reached the suburbs. Then things began to happen - ‘U’ turns galore (where were the Police?) Later I noticed we seemed to be passing the same place at least twice. One fellow in particular, stood on a column, had a funny hat on his head and had his arm in a sling. My educated friend said he had won a battle or something. We eventually checked in at the hotel and found a parking place for the cars. “I’ll never complain about the 60p parking fees in Glasgow again.” The taxi driver could not find the Westminster Hall and we had John Whyte showing him where it was. It’s a good job that somebody has travelled before.
When we arrived at the hall Doug. and Robert had already started to empty the van. This job completed we found a good corner and started staging. Everything was going along fine until I noticed that one of our group had fallen asleep. It must be hard to sleep with a pipe in your mouth. Perhaps dreaming of First Prizes for Christopher Taylor. Eventually we got all our exhibits up and had a final look at the Inter-Society exhibit. We all agreed that we had no chance - but we knew that before we left Glasgow. This was confirmed when we returned the next day. We were placed fifth out of eleven and we could not complain about that. Some of the entries in this class were outstanding as they were in several other classes in the show.
Some of our members had better results individually. Doug. Semple won a class for mediums with Hillcrest Albino out of 28 entries I believe. Robert Fulton won the Special Class for six different varieties of smalls, while Tommy Melrose; Joe Gartshore; John Jack and Andrew Semple all had tickets. “Dreams don’t always come true.”
After my first look round I retired to a higher vantage point to get an overall view. I wondered why part of the hall had cleared. Then I say why. Big Tom Robbie was parading around with a Scottish C. & D. Society Show poster wrapped around his ample waist. I don’t know if this brought anybody to Stirling or if it frightened them away. I noted that one seedling class had 1, 3 and 4 prizes all Barbarry varieties. They all looked really good and the second in the class was a good variety too.
I enjoyed myself and met some very nice people who were as interested in the dahlia as lam. Later we decided to go out for a meal and found a rather quiet restaurant -well it was until we arrived. The meal was good and plenty of it. One uncouth youth, when asked “How would you like your steak, Sir” replied:- “On the plate, lass.” I blushed for him. On returning to the hotel we spent some time at the bar - spending all our prize money - ha ha. After a time I decided to go to bed. Some of the boys thought that it was because I was old but that was not true. If my room-mate had got to bed before me, there would have been no sleep for me. “God. What a noise he made.”
This was a very pleasant trip, very well organised by Doug. Semple and Robert Fulton and made even better by the quality of the company.